Liverpool Lad
(Written by Alex Glasgow)
1. Come here little lad with your Liverpool face
Your Liverpool eyes and your Liverpool grace
Who’s going to win that Liverpool race?
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Way down the river again.
2. Liverpool lad with no pants to his bum
He prays for the Pope and his Liverpool Mum
Who’s belly grows big in a Liverpool slum
Chorus
3. Liverpool merchants are counting their gold
Liverpool stars bring them bounty untold
And Liverpool lads and lasses are sold
Chorus